Gag Me: A Friday Harbor Novel by Susan Wingate
Author:Susan Wingate [Wingate, Susan]
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: Roberts Press
Published: 2022-04-24T16:00:00+00:00
Thirty
âPaul said he thinks something weird happened right after Dennis left the bar, but he wonât tell me.â
Connor asks Mom, âHave you tried to call him?â
She nods. Then goes into her Marilyn Monroe routine, the jealous lover routine. âHe better not be fooling around on me.â
âOh, gag, Mother. And by the way, thereâs a bit of irony at play.â
Connor doesnât let you finish your thought and says, âJane, Iâm sure heâs not. Itâs most likely a business deal issue.â
She pours wine into the empty glasses in each of your hands. Wilkey refuses to stay in the car even when you impress upon her she should. You donât want her to know your family, plus sheâs not the brightest light on stage, and you remember a guy from Mensa telling you he could hang around with someone like you because youâre smart. Then he rambled on about how there is a plus one minus one tolerance to IQsâpeople within the same plus one minus one curve will get along while those outside the curve will not. You told him to get the eff away from you.
âWhat kind of business deal involves fooling around?â Momâs not letting it go.
âJane,â Connor repeats, âIâm sure heâs not.â
Connor sniffs and grimaces. The house smells like cigarettes and bleach. She cleans when sheâs upset, cleans and smokes. Itâs a sight to behold, a cigarette hanging from her mouth while sheâs scrubbing a toilet, dousing the cig in the toilet, thereby creating some yet invented gaseous combination. Mom sits in one of two chairs at the kitchen table, a round glass number that is pushed into a corner between the kitchen door and the counter. Thereâs only one other chair and Wilkey takes it. She grabs your motherâs hand to comfort her. Youâre starting to loathe Wilkey.
Connor starts in again. âOkay, from the top.â
âDennis was at the bar talking with Paul about some business.â She shoots me a cloying glance. You put your hand over your mouth. She pauses. You see that this is her confession to you that sheâs using again. It had to come out sooner or later.
âAndâ¦â You sense that Connor doesnât want this to become a family argument, so you drop your hand and lean against the kitchen counter. Connor is standing between your mom and Wilkey.
Your mom focuses on Connor. âAnd he said he needed to take care of a problem.â
âDennis said that?â
âYes.â
Wilkey is still holding your momâs hand.
Connor takes a few steps toward me and then back toward the door.
âJane, do you know where Paul is right now?â Connor asks.
âAt the bar I would think.â
âAnd Reeve?â
âWho?â Your mom and Wilkey say together.
You decide to chime in. âParnas. His name is Reeve Parnas.â
Connor shoots you a glance. Youâre not sure if he means for you to shut up and let him do the questioning, give the answers. âWhat?â you say.
âOkay,â Connor says. He leans in and grabs her hand out of Wilkeyâs. âCall us if you hear anything at all from anyone. Will you do that?â
Your mom nods.
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